超有梗，寫得真好！
The following track record was noted by a German medical doctor:
3 months ago
China: Ok there's a new virus, from now on no one move around, if you go out you must wear a mask. Nationwide lockdown and quarantine policies implemented.
Rest of the world: Don't trust anything these fucking commies say! It's just a flu! They are trying to control everyone's life! There's no need for masks!
2 months ago
China: Start building hospitals so the medical system doesn't get overwhelmed.
Rest of the world: It's a concentration camp! They are murdering people out there! They are untrustworthy!
1 months ago
China: We are experiencing a surge of patients and this virus is super infectious via air and physical contact. We are also experiencing shortage on medical supplies and medical practitioners. Pulling everything from the country to Wuhan.
Rest of the world: Look how backward they are, not even having enough PPE for their doctors and nurses. They are clearly wrong about the method of transmission that's why they are making everyone wearing masks. They've even locked down the country and stoped the economy. What a bunch of idiots.
2 weeks ago
China: Numbers are reducing in China. People slowly getting back to work now.
Rest of the world: Fucking lier! We are seeing numbers in Italy and it clearly doesn't match data from China! Millions of people must have died! It's still spreading!
Now
China: Dude why things getting out of control out there? Where are your hospitals and why are you not in total lockdown? Were you just sitting there pointing fingers at me for 3 months, and did nothing?
Rest of the world: You fucking commies never told us how dangerous this virus is! You've been given us the false data the whole time!!!
China: I don't understand. If you never trusted me and when I say it's a big deal, it's actually a small flu, why do you think there must be millions of people died in China? If you think he number of deaths must be very high, doesn't that indicates it's a dangerous virus and you should be prepared? How could you believe millions of people have died on it, but at the same time not knowing it's dangerous?
Rest of the world: It's only a big deal in a backward country like you, where people are poor and unhygienic, where the medical system is still in 1950s, where the government covers up the figures and doesn't alarm people how dangerous it is! It shouldn't affect advanced countries like us!
China: But it is with you and killing your people now!!! Do something about it so you can still save lives!!!
Rest of the world: Not before we found everything we can blame on you!!! It's too late for us to do something now, people will just die and eventually we'll have herd immunity, but you must take the full responsibility for it!!!
超有梗，寫得真好！
一名德國醫生記錄了以下記錄：
3個月前
中國：好的，有一種新病毒，從現在開始，沒人走動，如果出去，必須戴口罩。實施了全國范圍的封鎖和隔離政策。
世界其他地區：這些信託公司所說的話，請不要相信！只是流感！他們試圖控制每個人的生活！不需要口罩！
2個月前
中國：開始建立醫院，以免醫療系統不知所措。
世界其他地方：這是一個集中營！他們正在謀殺那裡的人！他們是不可信的！
1個月前
中國：我們正在經歷大量患者，這種病毒通過空氣和身體接觸具有極強的傳染性。我們還遇到醫療用品和醫生短缺的問題。把一切都從鄉下拉到武漢。
世界其他地區：回頭看他們有多落後，甚至連醫生和護士都沒有足夠的個人防護裝備。他們在傳輸方法上顯然是錯誤的，這就是為什麼要讓每個人都戴口罩。他們甚至封鎖了國家並停止了經濟發展。真是個白痴。
2個星期前
中國：中國的人數正在減少。人們現在慢慢恢復工作。
世界其他地方：他媽的里爾！我們在意大利看到數字，但顯然與中國的數據不符！數百萬人必死！它仍在傳播！
現在
中國：杜德，為什麼事情變得一發不可收拾？您的醫院在哪裡？為什麼您沒有完全鎖定？您是否只是坐在那裡用手指指著我三個月，什麼也沒做？
世界其他地區：他媽的媽咪從來沒有告訴我們這種病毒有多危險！您一直都在向我們提供虛假數據！！！
中國：我不明白。如果您從不信任我，而當我說這很重要的時候，那實際上是一種小流感，為什麼您認為在中國必須有數百萬人喪生？如果您認為他的死亡人數一定很高，這是否表明它是一種危險病毒，您應該做好準備嗎？您怎麼能相信有數百萬人死於此事，但同時又不知道這很危險？
世界其他地方：在像您這樣的落後國家中，這是一件大事，那裡的人民貧窮而又不衛生，醫療體系仍在1950年代，政府掩蓋了這些數字，並沒有警告人們這有多危險！它不應該影響像我們這樣的先進國家！
中國：但這是和你在一起，現在殺死你的人民！！！做一些事情，以便您仍然可以挽救生命！！！
世界其他地區：在我們發現所有可以歸咎於您的東西之前！！！現在我們做某件事為時已晚，人們只會死去，最終我們將獲得畜群免疫力，但是您必須為此承擔全部責任！！！
The following track record was noted by a German medical doctor:
3 months ago
China: Ok there's a new virus, from now on no one move around, if you go out you must wear a mask. Nationwide lockdown and quarantine policies implemented.
Rest of the world: Don't trust anything these fucking commies say! It's just a flu! They are trying to control everyone's life! There's no need for masks!
2 months ago
China: Start building hospitals so the medical system doesn't get overwhelmed.
Rest of the world: It's a concentration camp! They are murdering people out there! They are untrustworthy!
1 months ago
China: We are experiencing a surge of patients and this virus is super infectious via air and physical contact. We are also experiencing shortage on medical supplies and medical practitioners. Pulling everything from the country to Wuhan.
Rest of the world: Look how backward they are, not even having enough PPE for their doctors and nurses. They are clearly wrong about the method of transmission that's why they are making everyone wearing masks. They've even locked down the country and stoped the economy. What a bunch of idiots.
2 weeks ago
China: Numbers are reducing in China. People slowly getting back to work now.
Rest of the world: Fucking lier! We are seeing numbers in Italy and it clearly doesn't match data from China! Millions of people must have died! It's still spreading!
Now
China: Dude why things getting out of control out there? Where are your hospitals and why are you not in total lockdown? Were you just sitting there pointing fingers at me for 3 months, and did nothing?
Rest of the world: You fucking commies never told us how dangerous this virus is! You've been given us the false data the whole time!!!
China: I don't understand. If you never trusted me and when I say it's a big deal, it's actually a small flu, why do you think there must be millions of people died in China? If you think he number of deaths must be very high, doesn't that indicates it's a dangerous virus and you should be prepared? How could you believe millions of people have died on it, but at the same time not knowing it's dangerous?
Rest of the world: It's only a big deal in a backward country like you, where people are poor and unhygienic, where the medical system is still in 1950s, where the government covers up the figures and doesn't alarm people how dangerous it is! It shouldn't affect advanced countries like us!
China: But it is with you and killing your people now!!! Do something about it so you can still save lives!!!
Rest of the world: Not before we found everything we can blame on you!!! It's too late for us to do something now, people will just die and eventually we'll have herd immunity, but you must take the full responsibility for it!!!
超有梗，寫得真好！
一名德國醫生記錄了以下記錄：
3個月前
中國：好的，有一種新病毒，從現在開始，沒人走動，如果出去，必須戴口罩。實施了全國范圍的封鎖和隔離政策。
世界其他地區：這些信託公司所說的話，請不要相信！只是流感！他們試圖控制每個人的生活！不需要口罩！
2個月前
中國：開始建立醫院，以免醫療系統不知所措。
世界其他地方：這是一個集中營！他們正在謀殺那裡的人！他們是不可信的！
1個月前
中國：我們正在經歷大量患者，這種病毒通過空氣和身體接觸具有極強的傳染性。我們還遇到醫療用品和醫生短缺的問題。把一切都從鄉下拉到武漢。
世界其他地區：回頭看他們有多落後，甚至連醫生和護士都沒有足夠的個人防護裝備。他們在傳輸方法上顯然是錯誤的，這就是為什麼要讓每個人都戴口罩。他們甚至封鎖了國家並停止了經濟發展。真是個白痴。
2個星期前
中國：中國的人數正在減少。人們現在慢慢恢復工作。
世界其他地方：他媽的里爾！我們在意大利看到數字，但顯然與中國的數據不符！數百萬人必死！它仍在傳播！
現在
中國：杜德，為什麼事情變得一發不可收拾？您的醫院在哪裡？為什麼您沒有完全鎖定？您是否只是坐在那裡用手指指著我三個月，什麼也沒做？
世界其他地區：他媽的媽咪從來沒有告訴我們這種病毒有多危險！您一直都在向我們提供虛假數據！！！
中國：我不明白。如果您從不信任我，而當我說這很重要的時候，那實際上是一種小流感，為什麼您認為在中國必須有數百萬人喪生？如果您認為他的死亡人數一定很高，這是否表明它是一種危險病毒，您應該做好準備嗎？您怎麼能相信有數百萬人死於此事，但同時又不知道這很危險？
世界其他地方：在像您這樣的落後國家中，這是一件大事，那裡的人民貧窮而又不衛生，醫療體系仍在1950年代，政府掩蓋了這些數字，並沒有警告人們這有多危險！它不應該影響像我們這樣的先進國家！
中國：但這是和你在一起，現在殺死你的人民！！！做一些事情，以便您仍然可以挽救生命！！！
世界其他地區：在我們發現所有可以歸咎於您的東西之前！！！現在我們做某件事為時已晚，人們只會死去，最終我們將獲得畜群免疫力，但是您必須為此承擔全部責任！！！
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